(or: How to Stop Living Like a Broke College Kid Who Just Happens to Own Seven Mortgages) Dear Real Estate Investor Who Has $1.2M in “Assets” and $37 in Checking, Let’s talk about your “financial plan.” It currently consists of: Refreshing your banking app every 4 minutes Praying the rehab doesn’t find knob-and-tube wiring again Using the same Home Depot card that’s been “0% intro APR until the heat death of the universe” since 2021 A retirement strategy called “sell one of the rentals… eventually… maybe” We private lenders see this movie on repeat. We used to be the star—back when we thought “wealth building” meant buying another distressed property with zero money down and a side of delusion. Here’s the 2025+ version that doesn’t end with you eating ramen in a house that technically has granite countertops: Stop Treating Every Dollar Like It Needs to Be in the Next Deal Shocking news: keeping 3–6 months of personal expenses in a boring savings account will not cause the real estate gods to smite you. It just keeps you from begging family for bridge loans when the HVAC dies on flip #3. Your HELOC Is Not an Emergency Fund (It’s a One-Way Ticket to Therapy) Yes, it’s tempting to “just pull $80k real quick” when the next deal smells like profit and cat pee. But when rates are 9% and the market hiccups, suddenly you’re the proud owner of an expensive paperweight that used to be your personal residence. Create a “Bad Rehab Fairy” Fund Call it whatever you want—contingency, oopsie account, therapy savings. Just admit that every single project will cost 20–40% more and take 63% longer than your wildest spreadsheet fantasy. Budget for it or cry later. Your choice. Pay Yourself Like an Actual Employee, Not a Hope-and-Pray Intern Every closing, skim 10–20% off the top into a separate “I am a human who eats food” account. Otherwise you’ll hit December with six figure “net worth” and still be Googling “can you Venmo yourself from an LLC to buy groceries?” Use Private Money Strategically, Not Desperately The best time to line up private capital is when you DON’T need it yesterday at 3 a.m. while texting “please sir can I have some more” like a Victorian orphan. Borrowers with cash reserves and a plan get better rates than the ones who sound like they’re hiding from repo men. Build a Tax Strategy That Isn’t “LOL I’ll Deduct Everything and Hope” Find a CPA who speaks fluent “real estate investor” instead of the one who still thinks cost segregation is a type of dance. Bonus: they’ll keep you from accidentally turning your entire life into a single-member LLC that the IRS now hates. Look, we’re not your financial advisor (we’re the people who fund the deals so you can stop panic-Googling “how to cash-advance yourself from a closing”). But we’ve watched too many talented flippers hit a six-figure net-worth wall because every dollar was always “tied up in deals.” If you’re ready to stop playing real estate on expert-mode poverty settings, drop “PLAN” below or DM me. I’ll send you the exact cash-flow and reserve playbook our top borrowers use to sleep at night instead of staring at the ceiling calculating how many more flips until they can retire… or eat protein again. Because nothing says “I’ve made it” like having money that isn’t currently being used to replace someone else’s 1974 plumbing. #RealEstateInvesting #FinancialPlanning #PrivateMoney #StopBeingHousePoor #YesYouCanHaveSavingsAndDeals #FromRamenToRothIRA
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